ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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