i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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