You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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