there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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