I want to stick my p in your. b.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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