where am i from again
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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