dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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