HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We just shotgunned beers for America
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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