just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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