Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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