you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
