Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Walk of Shame today included voting.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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