I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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