i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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