Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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