dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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