is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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