doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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