I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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