**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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