.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
