do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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