But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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