the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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