Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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