We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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