He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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