You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
