He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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