no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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