Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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