Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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