is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Small penises have feelings too.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
we're making bets on your personal life
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
