I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
