why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Randomize
