My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
