Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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