No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm at about main and main street
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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