if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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