You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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