I want to walk on stilts...naked
i love accidental penises.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
