ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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