what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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