i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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