You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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