there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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