Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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