Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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