Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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