she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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