So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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