Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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