problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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