I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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