Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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