Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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