i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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